Done with the Zombie thing

Ok, one more post and I done with the zombie theme. It just sort of took off didn't it?
Here are some zombie jokes from barhah.com. Most of them aren't really that funny, or are just rehashes of old jokes, but I figured this little zombie run wouldn't be complete with out them.

• Two zombies and a human go into a bar. The first zombie says to the other zombie, "Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!"
  The other zombie says "Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!"
  And then they eat the human.
  
  
• Why did the zombie go to hospital?
  He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.
  
  
• How do you know a zombie is tired?
  He's dead on his feet.
  
  
• What do little zombies play?
  Corpses and Robbers.
  
  
• What did the zombie get a medal for?
  Deadication.
  
  
• What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
  It's a dead-letter day.
  
  
• Where do zombies go for cruises?
  The Deaditerranean Sea.
  
  
• What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
  Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
  
  
• What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
  A dead ringer.
  
  
• What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
  The dentist.
  
  
  
• What does a zombie eat for dinner?
  Graghetti and Meatballs
  
  
• What does a zombie like to wear?
  A Braincoat
  
  
• What's a zombie's favourite film?
  Brainspotting
  Singin' in the Brain
  Eternal Sunshine of the Headshotless Mind
  Some Like It Headshot
  

That's all. There were a few more, but they really weren't that funny.

And this (hopefully) concludes the Zombie theme for today. Until next time, blarrgh argha blaga, Brains! Muuhhhhhh balaaghahara!